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Top 20 Worst Video Games of All Time

What makes a worst video game of all time? Poor storylines, insane difficulty, controlling issues to the point of broken screens… all these contribute towards video games that you threw out your window in disgust of wasting 3 dollars in renting them. On this list we prudently considered what games made us break the most things, and made us ask ourselves “how the fuck was this game ever made?” There were some obvious immediate choices like “Shaq Fu” and “ET”, and there were also some more personal choices like “Fatal Fury” and “Elevator Action”. Old-Wizard brings you these top 20 worst games of all time in hopes that you never have to experience the inexorably abominable game play that we’ve had to experience in playing a game like “Three Stooges”, where what you thought would be 2 days of rented videogame euphoria turned out to be hours of personal disgust, wondering how it was possible you could have rented a game so bad. However, if you are one of those people who like to play bad video games because they make you feel better about yourself and ebullient about your own small accomplishments in life, then these are the games to play. As an elementary programmer, you probably have a decent chance at creating a game better than “Muscle”, and this doesn’t feel too bad.

20. Yo! Noid (NES)

Yo! Noid is about as much fun as eating left over pizza that’s been thrown away in the garbage a week earlier. When an advertising slogan gets put to a video game, you can be sure it’s total ass. This game is no exception. “Yo Noid” may be the best example of idiots in marketing who think that anything can be translated to a video game. This game is grotesquely difficult, much like the side-scrolling style of difficulty found in “Ghost’s ‘n Goblins”. What’s more annoying though is having absolutely no energy and no suit to protect you from just one enemy killing you. Even the smallest enemy within a proximate vicinity can dominate the Noid into oblivion, making you wonder why the hell the Noid took it upon himself to save New York City. His weapon is a yo-yo, not a magic yo-yo like we find in Star Tropics, but a standard yo-yo, making you wonder even more why the Noid thinks he can save New York City with no stamina and a fucking toy yo-yo. If you happen to embody video game luck beyond all understandable limits and get to the end of a level, you are put into a pizza eating contest while the city is on fire making the Noid a hero with no stamina, a bad weapon, and no dedication to the task at hand. What’s worse, if you lose the pizza eating contest, you have to start the insuperable level over again. At that point, you throw the cartridge out the window and remain validated in your consciousness of how bad an idea it always was to take a banal advertising signifier and assume it will be successful as a video game. I don’t think I ever ate at Dominos after playing this egregious excuse for a video game.

19. Skate or Die (NES)

Skate or die? I would rather die then have to play skate or die ever again in this life time. The title screen shows some paltry loser who you want to beat on for looking so clownish. The game irritates you even more. You skate around different areas with the same ramps, same couple of maneuvers, and same impossible controller issues. Then when you finish an area you are bombarded with the same loser from the title screen, this time taking up even more space with his massive poaching noggin (who in their right mind would ever have a mo-hawk?) If your going to make a game called Skate or Die, how can it be one of the most pedestrian games ever made? Is it supposed to feel cutting edge because I’m looking at some goon with an ugly green mo-hawk? At least show a little bit of blood or anger when failing at these boring courses to merit the name skate or die. The same circle of courses proved to be quickly tedious, with little extra to spark any interest in playing further than five minutes, except if you like looking at 8-bit graphics of infirm skaters that may bring images of a “cool dude” flashing the rock hand signal at you when you were doing something cool. I suspect there are some people who like this trash. These people I should never meet, God willing.

18. Where’s Waldo (NES)

Who would have ever thought this would have been a good idea? Okay, maybe if you were going to turn this NES installment into a superhero fighting game where Waldo had superpowers like something coming out of his glasses, but this installment turns out to be the same exact concept as the books, but only worse. At least in the books, you could spot Waldo, the graphics and objects for the NES “Where’s Waldo” are so poor that everything equally looks like shit making it impossible to have any chance at finding him. Why not just stick with the books though in the first place? Who in their right would buy this game? It’s hard to imagine even 5 of these games being sold. Could you imagine anyone admitting to buying this dung when you could buy the nice clear, iridescent books? “Where’s Waldo” consists of a big screen with a cursor moving around over non-descript objects. You would think the sales department would have something to say about this. But as with other games that were brought from the TV screen to platform console, all that mattered was cashing in on a good idea, no matter how bad the idea was for the video game system.

17. Total Recall (NES)

When a publisher releases a video game based on a movie, it seems they often depend on the movie hype to sell copies rather than concentrating on actually producing a quality game. Total Recall for the NES was one such game (we’ll see two more games based on movies on the list as well). It is nothing short of amazing to consider that a console as great as the NES, with its track record of wonderful movie titled games (like Star Wars), would allow for such a mediocre title to be released. To add insult to injury, the game was actually released by Acclaim! Everything about the game leaves something to be desired: the controls are unresponsive, the graphics are atrocious and the game play is just plain confusing. In addition, the story line and characters fail to even resemble those of the movie it is supposed to be portraying — which may not necessarily be a bad thing, since I didn’t much like the movie, either.

16. Fatal Fury (Sega Genesis)

Fatal Fury was fun to play for 2 seconds because of how obvious of a rip off it was of Street Fighter. It was the poor mans Street Fighter, literally and figuratively. The characters were poorly conceived, the after-fight dialogues were a monstrosity of van damnesque platitudes, and the final boss was about as scary as a 4th grade trick or treater in a wonder woman outfit. Your friend bought this game when he couldn’t afford the real street fighter which would go anywhere from $40-$50 dollars. Fatal Fury was a $20 dollar game and it showed. This however did not stop your friend from calling you up and saying “I got this game Fatal Fury that may be better than street fighter”, much to your laughter as you realize your friend made a competition out of who had the better video games (These are the people you would often find with books lying around entitled “How to start a conversation and make friends”). Fatal Fury remains one of the more poor attempts at a 2 player coin-op style fighting game. Combine goofy characters with derivative moves and conspicuous hopes of being “the next street fighter”, and you will get this impoverished piece of crap.

15. Elevator Action (Arcade)

Pac-Man is a simple game and its one of the greatest games of all time. Donkey Kong and the Original Super Mario Brothers are also simple games that rank as some of the best video gaming experiences of all time. Elevator action is also a very simple game, and is one of the worst games of all time, proving that simplicity doesn’t always equal genius. This game gets repetitive quick. Climb down stairs shooting the same fucking sleuth enemies over and over again. Once in awhile, take an elevator down and shoot the same enemies over and over again. The music is deeply irritating and completely uninspired. It’s easy to fall asleep to this music (not in a good Coastal Mario Kart level), which should not be the case for an action thriller that tries to be “edgy”. There’s really nothing more to be said about this game. You will fall asleep 2 minutes into playing Elevator Action or you will be angry it’s so fucking boring. There’s a line between sheer boredom and sheer genius when it comes to overtly simple games like those listed previously. Pac Man you can play for hours and hours on end with a levels that barely change and enemy’s that only gradually increase in speed and difficulty level. Elevator Action on the other hand you know almost immediately to be tired and uninspired.

14. Fester’s Quest (NES)

Playing this game for the first time, the first thoughts that pop to one’s head are “I can’t believe this game was ever created.” Fester’s Quest for the NES is well deserving of its spot on this list. Loosely based off the 1960’s T.V. show The Adams Family, Fester’s Quest follows Uncle Fester as he attempts to save his town from an alien invasion. What? What do aliens have to do with the Adam’s Family? The odd plot sets the tone for the game itself. Uncle Fester’s weapons include a gun that gets worse the more you power it up and whip. The story line, power ups, and game play give you the impression that this was supposed to be a different game before getting the Adams‘ Family name slapped onto it. And as with many of the games on our top 20 worst video games list, Fester’s Quest is hard. I’m talking Contra with lives hard. You get two hits, no extra lives, and no code. The various enemies are difficult to hit with the guns you’re provided with, and if you died even once, you had to start the entire game over again, making it not only hard but incredibly tedious and frustrating. There are almost no redeeming qualities to this game, other than the sound effects, which are lifted directly from Blaster Master, another Sunsoft game, and one of the greatest games ever made. Unfortunately, Sunsoft couldn’t repeat that brilliant success with this atrocious game.

13. Desert Strike: Return to the Gulf (Sega Genesis)

This game was originally released in 1992 for the Genesis system and it maintained a small following for a while. The reason behind the following is most likely due to the onslaught of sequels to this game, which include “Jungle Strike”, “Soviet Strike”, and “Nuclear Strike”. It should be noted of course that all of these titles pretty much give the game away before one is even able to enjoy any playtime. This review however, will only focus on the first in the series “Desert Strike”.

Where should I start…?

I guess it all began with Saddam Hussein and his regime believing they could invade any country in the Middle East without any type of repercussion from an oil thirsty western civilization that wants to promote democracy and Starbuck’s. Global politics aside, a year after the Gulf War, rouge forces lead by a General Kilbaba take over an Arab Emirate with the hopes of beginning WWIII. That is of course if the mighty Apache attack helicopter and its Hellfire missiles has anything to say about it! The military industrial complex of the United States has done it again. A weapon was crafted that takes off from its frigate-base off shore and roars across the dunes with its Gattling gun blaring, leaving only smoldering structures and dismembered human tissue in its wake. Like most other games (all in fact), certain objectives must be met. In order to meet these goals and win, a warrior mentality is needed, along with a strong trigger finger. The Apache is outfitted with Hellfire missiles, Hydra rockets, and a loud cannon that tears shit up! Sounds fun huh?

Sorry…it gets old quick. This happens for several reasons. First, level after level occurs on virtually the same map. Maybe the enemy positions change a little along with the objectives. But the frigate is in the same place off shore. The main refueling and rearming areas are located in the same area. To the laymen, it is just repeated over and over. The game does try and counteract you from getting too bored with the map though. If you do not do the objectives in order, and approach enemy weaponry that is guarding say, a radio tower that is objective three, and you’re still on objective one, the enemies will automatically lock on you and unload their metal payload into the hull of your gunship. A second reason why it got old quick is because of the rather mediocre graphics. This is of course for Sega, so we aren’t expecting HD blood spatters, but when an enemy combatant is killed they fizzle into the dirt as if they were never there. Rather weak if you ask the staff here at Old Wiz. The final reason it gets old quick is because when you face off against the “Big Man” himself, he is rather easy to beat. The final boss is obviously inspired by Saddam Hussein. I mean come on! It took two wars and billions of dollars to find the guy in a spider hole. In Desert Strike it only takes a few well guided missiles and its over. You win. Yay…

Boo is more like it.

12. The Three Stooges (NES)

While most games are bad because the idea of the actual game being played is terrible, or because it is so difficult you can’t get by the first level, “Three Stooges” introduces a new reason why a game can be awful. Three Stooges is basically incomprehensible to play. For the most part you have no idea what you’re doing when you’re playing this game. You press start and you’re taken to an outside street with the three stooges where a Wheel of Fortune wheel comes out of thin air that ostensibly picks what you’re supposed to do in the game. Next you notice you’re in another random place where you have no idea what you’re supposed to do. You’re at a bowl of soup with a spoon in it. There are also what looks like pieces of cat excretion in the soup that you have to eat. Trying to control your spoon proves to be one of the more difficult tasks you will take on in this life. After a couple of minutes of throwing your controller at the screen you hear a sound that sounds like a box fan breaking down which I think is supposed to be one of the 3 stooges getting angry that you didn’t pass a test that you couldn’t control and knew nothing about, and had no idea how you got there, and why your eating soup with ambiguous objects inside. You next may randomly find yourself in a hospital flying down an operating room with a nurse picking up things she’s dropping. You have no idea what you’re picking up though. Once again, trying to control this fiasco proves excessively enigmatic, and once again you will be throwing your controller at the screen.

This game is so bad, it’s difficult to review any longer. This is a perfect example of what happens when you try to take something from the TV or movie screen and apply it to video gamedom. Creators who want to cash in on screen success pay no attention to the garbage they’re putting out for the video game.

11. Superman: The New Superman Adventures (N64)

Superman: The New Superman Adventures, released for the Nintendo 64, is by far the worst thing to happen to the Superman franchise since Richard Pryor. Univerally panned for its ridiculous plot, the game also offers up bad graphics and poor gameplay. The plot unfolds to reveal Lex Luthor’s entrapment the Man of Steel’s best friends - Lois Lane, Jimmy Olsen and Professor Hamilton - in some virtual world into which you must enter to save them. My first thoughts upon hearing this plot were, “Okay, sounds stupid so far, but most Superman plots are. I still can’t wait to play as Superman on the N64. This is going to be great! Besides, anything with Superman can’t be all bad.” Boy, was I wrong. The gameplay and missions themselves are just plain boring. For some reason, Lex Luthor has suspended some hoops in the air, and you must fly through them in order to complete you mission objectives. Okay, this can still be cool: I like flying. Nope. The unresponsive controls will have you assuming you have pushed the wrong button which usually results in mashing others to get some sort of response, all the while being confused by the weird perspectives. Not only that, but you barely get to use your other powers since you are occupied flying around through some boring backgrounds that look more like they belong on SNES than the N64. You do occasionally get to fight a virtual copy of one of Superman’s archenemies, though. The only reason to play this game is to see how bad it is, and only if you can find a friend who still owns a copy and hasn’t resold it or burned it.

10. Ghosts n’ Goblins

A reoccurring theme for the top 20 worst games of all time has been when games have been so difficult that you had to buy a new tv from smashing your controller against it too much. There is no game that exemplifies this upshot from sheer difficulty like Ghosts ‘n Goblins. 1/8th through the first level you’re surrounded by mound and mounds of enemies. As you’re walking as your character, you’re basically surrounded by a force field of enemies coming at you from every possible angle. Ok, maybe if you had a lot of energy or someone decent armor, you could take the level one onslaught of nefarious enemy’s. As you walk, you see you do have armor, looks like pretty strong armor, until a weak ass looking bird swoops down, barely hits you, and your armor comes flying off. Not even faux-Halloween armor is this poor. I’m pretty sure that if a bird touched a plastic armor suit that you wore for Halloween, it wouldn’t come flying off. As your worthless armor comes flying off, you’re left with an almost-naked character who is left with nothing on except underwear. Q: Who wears nothing under armor? Am I inept to mid-evil tradition or is there something completely untenable about someone wearing nothing under armor? Your basically left naked running around in the wild with a force field of petulant enemy’s surrounding you at every second. This stultifying game play leads you to give up after 1 to 2 minutes making you feel like shit and making you retire to much more germane games with more sane difficulty levels. When programmers make these games, don’t they realize these most obvious setbacks for the player? Setbacks so large, that they stop playing the game after 5 minutes?

9. Jurassic Park (Sega Genesis)

One of the best selling books of all time subsequently made into one of the highest grossing movies of all time, right? You’d think they would attempt to design a game of similar stature, right? You obviously have never played this boring as paint drying game. One would think that when a certain storyline is created, that most subsequent recreations of the story would follow a similar pattern. Jurassic Park though just kind of meanders through the jungle and leaves the game player feeling dejected and hurt in the end. After a rather weak opening scene of the T-Rex roaring at you in low-def, the game simply starts. There is Dr. Grant standing in the jungle, armed with a dart gun and a few grenades, waiting to be brought through the jungle to a destination. And that’s about it. You need to do some jumping, a little hopping over rocks, and maybe maneuver to avoid little creatures trying to drain your life bar. You come across a dinosaur that will simply fall over for about a minute after you hit it with a dart. The grenades of course make them not get up anymore. A little more jumping and hopping along through the jungle and maybe stomp on a baby raptor while doing so. And then….TA DA! You reach the end of level one. Maybe level two will have something more exciting? But sorry, it may be a different scene, but the same general premise level after level. You go into substations, go back into the jungle, and maybe drive a motor boat through another low-def scene. This is all happening with the final goal being to get back to the Visitor Center. The second to the last scene is going through the ventilation system with raptors running around below you. Once you jump through a final hatch, you land on top of the large bones setup in the Visitor Center main hall. With a simple flick of the thumb and the toss of a grenade in between the skeleton setups, they crash onto the raptors waiting below. And the game ends…

With one simple grenade the last “boss” is defeated. In the most simplistic and moronic way, the game is over. Sorry Sega, but this blockbuster movie just doesn’t translate into your silly little black cartridges. That T-Rex is a pussy too!

8. Joust (NES)

Joust is unbearably boring. Same screen, same enemies, same poor sounds, no music. If one were looking for a legal soporific agent, Joust would be your best treatment. Who could possibly think this idea would keep the attention of the player beyond 30 seconds? When designing this game, who thought that this 1 screen sleep fest would be enough to justify its place in an entire cartridge? At least have a 2 nd game along with this garbage. At least have some weak ass side scroller with your jouster (who looks more like a flying ostrich) killing medieval enemies. Speaking of the enemies, what exactly are these things? How come all the players and enemies in “Joust” look like poorly designed birds? In Joust, you’re enveloped with one boring game, controlling something that looks like a bird, fighting against things that may or may not be more birds. Yes, the controls are simple; yes the concept is simple, but so simple that you don’t know why you should be playing this game after 30 seconds. That this ever retained a place in an arcade is beyond Old-Wizard. The sight of this NES cartridge at a used video game store induces the largest of yawns.

7. Wayne’s World (SNES)

It is quite ironic that Wayne’s World begins with Wayne and Garth reviewing their “Top Ten Worst Arcade Games List” since it is the only Super Nintendo game to make our worst ever video games list. Being fans of the SNES, a game released on that console needs to reach inordinately bad marks to be considered for inclusion on our list, but Wayne’s World did just that. Usually, video games based on movies without “Star Wars” in the title don’t turn out very well, and games based off BAD movies turn out even worse. This game is no exception. As you might expect from a game based on Wayne’s World, the story line is less than stellar: an evil purple putridosity called Zantar has kidnapped Garth, and you have to guide Wayne as he tries to rescue his hapless sidekick. Wayne is armed with a guitar that helps him defeat various enemies inhabiting Kramer’s Music Store, Stan Mikita’s Donut Shop, the Gasworks nightclub, and suburbia. In each location, the assailants include monster bagpipes, accordions, coffee cups, disco ball, and headbangers. Poor story line alone does not necessarily automatically place a game in the “bad” list. Unfortunately, boring levels, unwieldy controls and sheer monotony do. Oh, and should you choose to play it yourself, it will probably take you all of ten minutes to come to agreement with us on this one.

6. Muscle (NES)

The NES had a myriad of decent wrestling games under its belt including “Pro Wrestling” and “Wrestlemania”. It also held the worst wrestling game ever made, none other than “Muscle”. The biggest reason why Muscle is a terrible game is because of how boring it is. There are no moves, no real characters, and no dialogue. You start off the game by choosing between 9 ostensibly different players, who in reality are all exactly the same, except a slight discrepancy in the color of outfits and shape of face. The game is completely silent. You would think that if a wrestling game is going to be made, at least include some tension and excitement by adding crowd noise and an announcer, albeit an 8 bit incoherent announcer. You get none of this with “Muscle”. You get no music, no crowd noise, 2 or 3 boring moves with no choice of different characters unless your duped into thinking changing masks makes a wrestler completely different. It took about 3 minutes of playing this game to realize that you wasted 3 dollars on renting this soporific excuse for a wrestling game. Bring on “Pro Wrestling” where I can bash “Amazon” on the head with a steel chair and can use a character with a giant star in the middle of his head (Hint: When making games, use your fucking imagination!).

5. Paperboy (NES)

When you first see this game, you see the cover with a munificent, happy-go-lucky paperboy delivering papers. You think to yourself, well, a game about being a paper boy can’t be that much fun…but maybe it’s some sort of super-hero paperboy and that’s the reason why he’s so happy on the front cover! The game is opposite of the cover. After you play this game for 10 minutes, you realize the front cover should be a paperboy irritable beyond all bounds and maybe even sticking his middle finger up at the street dancers who have nowhere to dance except right in the middle of the fucking street you have to deliver on.

It’s 8 o’ clock on a Monday morning and what does the entire neighborhood you deliver to do? They get up 2 hours early to conspire against you and make it impossible to get through half the street before you’re either run over, beat with a spatula, or have a myriad of dogs chasing you. If this game is going to be as difficult as it is, at least have an option of changing routes. At least be able to tell off your boss for giving you such a shitty route where you cant get half way down the street without your life being threatened with people who have nothing better to do than to try to dominate the paper boy. If they really don’t want their paper, then fuck them. Even if you’re able to evade the infinite obstacles towards delivering to 1 house, finding the accuracy to throw a paper into a mailbox is just as tendentious. Most of the time you lose points because your papers gravitate towards breaking the glass of the houses with people who spend their waking lives trying to destroy the paperboy.

This game is tedious, grossly difficult, and absolutely no fun. To rent a game and not be able to get half way through the first level no matter what you do is lugubrious to say the least. This may be the worst game ever released for a platform system.

4. Big Rigs: Over the Road Racing

So yeah, we are talking about the worst games ever conceived by human beings right? There are probably some pretty horrible games trapped under the methane ice of Titan, the largest moon of Saturn, but let’s not get off the subject of just how shitty this game really is. Now normally, we here at Old Wiz don’t take the opinions of others too seriously. You know the saying, “They are like assholes, and everybody has them”. Well the word over many news wires is that we are not the only ones who think this is worthy of the moniker of “one of the worst games of all time”. One thing for sure is that the production team is for Big Rigs should have been beaten into submission for violating the cardinal rule of gaming; creating a game that doesn’t just waste time but makes you want to punch someone after playing it. Let’s go over some of the finer points that Big Rigs offers to its lowly participants…

First, the idea of this game even being a race is sketchy at best. When the contest first begins your opponents don’t really put too much effort into making this a worth while venture. That’s because the creators forgot to give them any type of functions and they drive straight…for the entire race…

Rather beat…

Let’s get even more stupid now shall we…

There is nothing to have to avoid during the race. There is nothing on the side of the road that might interfere with your driving ability. Don’t get me wrong, there are buildings, and bridges, and various other obstacles, but unlike in psuedo-reality racing games in Big Rigs you can drive right through them without even slowing down. These rigs must have such a powerful hemi under that hood that they can just drive vertically without losing speed, let alone crashing! These things can jump through the screen for crying out loud!

Let’s continue shall we…

The gears don’t really work…at all. But it doesn’t matter since you basically can’t lose. If you do, contact Old Wizard immediately and we’ll fly our chopper over to pick you up and bring you in for testing. No matter what happens in each “race” the words “You’re a Winner stick up on the screen to signify truck racing glory. The list goes on forever and ever, and maybe even some more. Frankly, this game sucks so bad that we don’t even care about writing down everything that is wrong with it. The “winners” that made this game should just be banished to eternity in a truck stop bathroom. End of story on this one.

3. Top Gun (NES)

Top Gun for the NES is probably the most boring, hackneyed game to ever be released for the great 8-bit system. It’s a flight simulator with no extra features, no stirring sounds, and no control to do anything but move forward and sometimes shoot planes that look more like computer speakers. All is well though you think because a game this easy and boring will surely be conquered in no time, but then after 50 attempts of trying to land your plane in an aircraft carrier, you realize that this game is not only odiously trite, but is impossible to end because it’s basically impossible to land your plane. When landing your plane on an aircraft carrier, you are given terse directions from your “command screen” which you follow. If you follow the directions 100% perfectly, you will have about a 5% chance of landing the plane. I have personally seen the plane landed once. I remember that eventful day. I was at a friend’s house and four of us were watching my friends’ father trying to overcome this insuperable task. The first time we saw it land, we had a party. I remember looking over at one of my friends who may have been crying out of joy, that the annoyingly impossible task could be circumvented. The excitement lasted until the end of the next level where we all knew it couldn’t happen again, and it didn’t.

How is it possible for programmers to make such a monumental mistake in making a task to finish a level so impossible? You make the game for months on end, you have testers testing it out for months on end. Who let this one slip by? This banal attempt at a flight simulator combined with poor programming make this one of the worst games of all time.

2. Shaq Fu (Sega Genesis)

Shaq Fu for the Sega Genesis is probably the worst conceived game ever to come out for any platform system. The story line is so abominable that you almost wish for a completely incoherent one was substituted as to give the idea of the storyline being more enigmatic. You are Shaq, somehow in Tokyo, where you are discovered by some zen karate master who says that you have come from some distant planet to save the world (I wonder if Shaq himself ever played this, or maybe even wrote this story line?). After you endure the blatantly uninspired storyline, you have to endure the worst 2 player fighting game of all time. The controlling in this game is incomprehensible. The best thing you can do is just hammer the buttons of your controller with your hands and watch the screen, hoping your capricious hammering of the controller will cause a victory against the most banal of opponents. Looking at the screen doesn’t help the cause either because how dumb it looks to see hackneyed monsters fighting a big dude in basketball shorts. Once you lose because the controlling is so irritating, you have to endure more uninspired dialogue from enemies with 80 times more skill than you have as Shaq. Your opponents can basically throw the elements at you, they can throw fucking planets at you, while you’re left to a high kick and a low kick depending on which buttons your randomly smashing. With a name like “Shaq Fu”, you had to know this game was going to be bad, but you were not in store for how bad it was until you actually played it for yourself.

1. E.T. (Atari 2600)

As a child in the 80’s, E.T. was a HUGE part of my life. It was the first, second, and third movie I saw in a theater. It made Reese’s Pieces my favourite candy. It forced me to ride my Star Wars Huffy off of small ledges in hopes of flying my chubby silhouette in front of the moon. Maybe the greatest of all, it took away all fear of aliens I may have had. You could imagine my excitement when my father came home with this game, his face lit up like he was my age, and led me by the hand to the beloved Atari 2600.

The point of this game is to find pieces of your ship in order to get home. The pieces are located in what can only be described as pits that ET falls into periodically. I have never made it out of the first pit. It’s been rumoured that there are 5 levels of almost identical game play. I’ve heard there are also enemies, and that eating Elliott gives you power ups…I have seen none of these things. I start the game, fall in a hole, and never get out.

This game single-handedly destroyed Atari and its legacy. They had produced so many cartridges of this game that were never sold they actually had to buy land in New Mexico and create an E.T. landfill in the desert, ouch. They tried to follow on the coat tails of Tron and capitalize on the E.T. brand, but all they ended up doing was starting a long tradition of crappy games based on movies. Thanks E.T., you crushed my childhood and gave me a reason to go outside to play in traffic.

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NFLs Greatest Games $92.4 High Quality Content by WIKIPEDIA articles NFLs Greatest Games is a series of 90minute television programs that air on NFL Network, ESPN and related networks. They are condensed versions of some of the most famous games in the history of the National Football League, using footage and sound captured by NFL Films, as well as original interviews. The series began with Super Bowl III, the New York Jets 167 upset of the Baltimore Colts. ESPN debuted the program in 1999, on the 30th anniversary of the original game. More telecasts followed in the ensuing months. In 2007, NFL Network unveiled Super Bowl Classics, a version of this program using complete videotaped games. The NFLs Greatest Games banner is also occasionally used for episodes of the 1970s public television series The Way It Was that covered classic NFL games prior to 1958. Author: Surhone, Lambert M./ Tennoe, Mariam T./ Henssonow, Susan F. Binding Type: Paperback Number of Pages: 130 Publication Date: 2010/08/16 Language: English Dimensions: 6.00 x 9.02 x 0.31 inches

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The 50 Greatest Yankee Games $14.95 "Cecilia Tan has written a Yankee Doodle Dandy of a book. The reader is taken through the dramatic ebb and flow of the 50 greatest Yankee games. We learn a lot about the team from the Bronx in this fact-filled, entertainingly written opus. Should be required reading for all fans of the New York Yankees." --Harvey Frommer, author of A Yankee Century and The New York Yankee Encyclopedia Every Yankee fan has a memory they will never forget or a game they wish they had seen. Covering an entire century of New York Yankees baseball, The 50 Greatest Yankee Games brings together the best (and sometimes worst) moments experienced by the most successful sports franchise on the planet. You'll be there as: * Babe Ruth performs the most debated gesture in sports history * Joe DiMaggio reaches one milestone on his way to another * "The Wild Man" tames the Dodgers, but the Bombers fail to score * Bobby Murcer delivers the game-winning hit just hours after delivering the eulogy at Thurman Munson's funeral * Dave Righetti throws his no-hitter against the Red Sox * Don Mattingly shines, but Seattle savors the day * Derek Jeter saves the game and the season with a "shovel pass" From the Yankees' first World Series to the pennant race that pitted Joe DiMaggio against Ted Williams to the Bucky Dent home run game, you'll have the best seat in the stadium as you experience all the excitement and drama. Featuring fascinating anecdotes and vintage photographs, The 50 Greatest Yankee Games is the perfect book for every Yankee fan and anyone who cherishes the game. "Tan does a fine job choosing the most important contests from 100 seasons of Yankee baseball and recounting them in a gripping style . . . developing entertaining, dramatic story lines." --Publisher's Weekly

NFL Greatest Games Series Dallas Cowboys 10 Greatest Games $29.24 Rated: NRSynopsis: The complete network broadcasts of the two playoff games and Super Bowl victory of the 1992 Dallas Cowboys. One of the greatest teams in Cowboys history, featuring the triple threat of Troy Aikman, Emmitt Smith, and Michael Irvin.

Greatest Games in Pittsburgh Penguins History $49.99 Mario Lemieux. Jaromir Jagr. Sidney Crosby. 1991 and 1992 Stanley Cup Champions. Pittsburgh Penguins Fans have been blessed with legendary players and great teams during their history in the NHL. We asked for your vote on some of the greatest games in Penguin History and you responded! Just in time for the start of the 2007 to 2008 NHL Season comes the Greatest Games in Pittsburgh Penguins History! This 10 Disc Gift Set include 10 of the greatest games in franchise history all for a great low price! Buy it on DVD now.

West Broms Greatest Games $24.66 The finest matches of this glorious Black Country footballing institution boasting more than 125 years of history This volume takes a fresh look at 50 of the clubs greatest matches over its long and distinguished past. Outstanding games such as the Great Escape, the 53 at Old Trafford, Oldham 76, and beating Villa in the FA Cup final are all featured together with several memorable triumphs over the Dingles. Scores are settled, hoodoos ended, and extraordinary victories against the elementsall are contained within these covers. Each match is lovingly retold with additional comment from both supporters and players alike. Lavishly illustrated with iconic photographs, this book is a heartwarming reminder of just how good being a Baggie can really be. Author: Wright, Simon/ Johnston, Willie Binding Type: Hardcover Number of Pages: 176 Publication Date: 2011/07/01 Language: English Dimensions: 9.20 x 6.30 x 0.80 inches

Football's Greatest Games Commemorative $22.95 "Introduction by John Madden. Relive the heroic passes, classic showdowns, game-saving tackles and shocking upsets that shaped college and pro football from 1911 through 2003. This 96-page newspaper, with original news coverage from The New York Times, has it all, from the �Heidi Game� to Doug Flutie�s �Hail Mary� pass, and from �Wrong-Way� Riegels�s run to Notre Dame�s winning one for �The Gipper.� Also included are stories on Red Grange�s pro debut, the Colts-Giants �Greatest Game,� Joe Namath�s heroics, Cal�s five laterals on the final kickoff and much more. Football analyst John Madden writes about the historic games and about the players who went the whole nine yards, and then some.Printed on extra wide paper. Comes in a keepsake box (12"" x 18"" x 1""). "

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The 50 Greatest Red Sox Games $22.95 Advance Praise for THE 50 GREATEST RED SOX GAMES "Here's the deal. It costs about $43 for a grandstand seat at Fenway Park these days, unless you buy the ticket from a scalper, which makes the cost $2 million. If you went to just 50 games of any dimension that means the cost would be either $2,150 or $100 million. Here, for considerably less, you get the 50 greatest games the Red Sox ever played plus tight prose, snappy anecdotes, and reasoned judgments. Bargains like this don't come often. Plus, you don't even have to pay for parking." --Leigh Montville, author of Ted Williams: The Biography of an American Hero "It's a daunting task, but Cecilia Tan and Bill Nowlin have come up with the Red Sox greatest hits album, the box set. Enjoy." --Dan Shaughnessy, author of Reversing the Curse "Old Towne Team fans will think they have died and gone to heaven with The 50 Greatest Red Sox Games in their grasp. Informative, exciting, entertaining . . . Cecilia Tan and Bill Nowlin have done a good deed for the Fenway faithful." --Harvey Frommer, coauthor of Red Sox vs. Yankees: The Great Rivalry

Scotlands Greatest Games $24.66 The 50 greatest matches Scotland has ever played Since 1872, when Scotland hosted the first ever international football match, the national team has represented this proud nation across the globe, taking with it, in recent years, a hardy band of the most welcome supporters, the TartanArmy. In this book David Potter recalls famous victories over England, France, Germany, Holland, and Italy, not to forget the famous day Scottish fans invaded Wembley and left with the crossbar Each match is reevaluated, its story retold, and its aftermath examined, while photographs plot the progress of the national side through 125 years of competition. Author: Potter, David/ Brown, Craig Binding Type: Hardcover Number of Pages: 208 Publication Date: 2011/07/01 Language: English Dimensions: 9.20 x 6.50 x 0.90 inches

ESPN Greatest Games Of Kansas Basketball $22.52 Rated: NRSynopsis: Perhaps no basketball program in the world has as many ties to the foundation and history of the sport as the University of Kansas. From Dr. James Naismith's early development, to Phog Allen's modernization of the game, to the team's enormous success in recent decades, Kansas basketball is interwoven to each step of the sport's identity. Relive some of the greatest games in the teams storied history. Spanning decades of superstar coaches and players, the collection is a must have for alum and die-hard college basketball fans. Collection includes 3 discs of complete games without commercials--the most memorable wins a true fan could hope for.

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NHL Pittsburgh Penguins Greatest Games Volume 2 $23.35 Rated: NASynopsis: Celebrate the proud and illustrious history of Pittsburgh Penguins Hockey by owning the Greatest Games in Pittsburgh Penguins History Vol. 2!

NFL Greatest Games Series Washington Redskins 3 Greatest Games $12.29 Rated: NRSynopsis: For the first time, the original network broadcasts of three classic Washington Redskins games are available to own in this thrilling three- DVD set.

List of Sony Greatest Hits Games $98.77 Please note that the content of this book primarily consists of articles available from Wikipedia or other free sources online. Greatest Hits are video games for the American Sony PlayStation, PlayStation 2, PlayStation 3, and PlayStation Portable consoles that have been officially rereleased at a lower price by Sony. While the term Greatest Hits only applies to selections in North America, equivalent programs exist in PAL territories (as the Platinum Range ), Japan and Asia (as The Best ) and Korea (as BigHit Series ). Greatest Hits titles are colloquially referred to as red label (or green label for PlayStation titles) referring to the colored band that is added to the packaging to differentiate it from regular releases (which are similarly referred to as black label ). A game can earn this distinction if it meets certain sales criteria within two years after its release. Author: Surhone, Lambert M./ Tennoe, Mariam T./ Henssonow, Susan F. Binding Type: Paperback Number of Pages: 128 Publication Date: 2011/02/28 Language: English Dimensions: 5.98 x 9.02 x 0.30 inches

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Greatest Games in Pittsburgh Penguins History DVD $49.99 Mario Lemieux. Jaromir Jagr. Sidney Crosby. 1991 & 1992 Stanley Cup Champions. Pittsburgh Penguins Fans have been blessed with legendary players and great teams during their history in the NHL. We asked for your vote on some of the greatest games in Penguin History and you responded! Just in time for the start of the 2007-2008 NHL Season comes the Greatest Games in Pittsburgh Penguins History! This 10-Disc Gift Set include 10 of the greatest games in franchise history � all for a great low price! DVD Features: Complete Game broadcast of each of the top-10 Games in Pittsburgh Penguins History, as voted on by the fans Collectable insert. DVD Special Features: � 10 DVD-9�s 5 Double-Sided Discs, 5 Super Slim Amarays (one per Disc) with Slip Case Language � English Interviews with key players and coaches. Behind-the-scenes look at the Stanley Cup. Pivotal games/periods in their entirety

NHL: Edmonton Oilers Greatest Games (10 Games) $49.99 The Edmonton Oilers built a rich tradition of winning that ranks among the most successful franchises in hockey history. The Oilers architected one of the most dominant reigns in sports- culminating with five Stanley Cup championships in a magical seven year period. With a popularity and unmistakable identity that transcended the sport- Wayne Gretzky- Mark Messier and a vast constellation of Edmonton Oilers stars ruled the ice for a decade- spooling together a long line of memorable moments and classic games.

Philadelphia Eagles 10 Greatest Games $50 On November 19- 1978- Herman Edwards returned a fumble 26 yards for an unforgettable touchdown – a play commonly known as "The Miracle at the Meadowlands." Twenty-six years later- a victorious 4th and 26 play sent the Eagles to their third consecutive NFC Championship Game. Now the original network broadcast of these games- and many other Eagles classics- are available for the first time on DVD. This thrilling 10-DVD set includes such games as "The Body Bag Game" in 1990- Terrell Owens’ infamous return to Philadelphia in 2006- and the Eagles’ run to Super Bowl XXXIX in the 2004 NFC Championship Game. Experience again these unforgettable moments in Eagles history with this special 10-game DVD set of the Philadelphia Eagles' Greatest Games! *Disc 1: Eagles vs. Giants – November 19- 1978 *Disc 2: Eagles vs. Cowboys – January 11- 1981 *Disc 3: Eagles vs. Redskins – September 17- 1989 Disc 4: Eagles vs. Redskins – November 12- 1990 *Disc 5: Eagles vs. Lions – December 30- 1995 *Disc 6: Eagles vs. Steelers – November 12- 2000 *Disc 7: Eagles vs. Packers – January 11- 2004 *Disc 8: Eagles vs. Cowboys – December 28- 2008 *Disc 9: Eagles vs. Falcons – January 23- 2005 *Disc 10: Eagles vs. Cowboys – October 8- 2006

Best Of XX Games Greatest Moments $8.78 Rated: NRSynopsis: For the past twelve years the Summer and Winter X Games have been the premier action sports event in the world. Over that span there have been unbelievable feats, heroic acts and horrific wipeouts as these athletes take it to the extreme. Now compiled from a panel of ESPN experts and the fans here are the best moments in X Games history. Includes: Tony Hawk's 900, Travis Pastrana's double back flip, Shaun White's pre-Olympic domination of Winter X, And more!

NHL Philadelphia Flyers 10 Greatest Games DVD $49.98 NHL Philadelphia Flyers 10 Greatest Games DVD Just in time for the Flyers 40th Anniversary this 10-Disc Gift Set includes 10 of the Greatest Games in Philadelphia Flyers history as voted on by Flyers fans. Experience the pinnacle of what it is to be a Flyers fan from the Broad Street Bullies' 1974 Stanley Cup clinching game against the Bruins to the 1976 victory over the Soviet team to the 2004 playoff run. Relive the moments that players like Bobby Clarke Tim Kerr and Jeremy Roenick provided leading the team to victory. This is a must have for any Flyers fan.

NHL Edmonton Oilers Greatest Games $29.24 Rated: NRSynopsis: The Edmonton Oilers built a rich tradition of winning that ranks among the most successful franchises in hockey history. The Oilers architected one of the most dominant reigns in sports, culminating with five Stanley Cup championships in a magical seven-year period. With a popularity and unmistakable identity that transcended the sport, Wayne Gretzky, Mark Messier and a vast constellation of Edmonton Oilers stars ruled the ice for a decade, spooling together a long line of memorable moments and classic games.

NHL: Greatest Games in Montreal Canadiens History $59.99 Relive 10 of the most memorable games in Montreal Canadiens history.

NHL Greatest Games In Montreal Canadiens Story $35.09 Rated: NRSynopsis: Relive 10 of the most memorable games in Montreal Canadiens history.

10 Greatest Games DVD - Washington Capitals $47.6 10 Greatest Games DVD - Washington Capitals Synopsis: The Washington Capitals’ patriotic red, white, and blue align the club with the nation’s capital. Since their inaugural NHL season in 1975, the foundation of the Capitals has been forged by a succession of legends including Dale Hunter’s iron clad leadership, Olaf Kolzig’s dependability, or the scoring prowess Peter Bondraand Mike Gartner. Whether it was overcoming a three games to one deficit to win in overtime of game seven against the Philadelphia Flyers in the 1988 playoffs or witnessing Alexander Ovechkin’s four-goal performance after suffering a broken nose, the Capitals have experienced many monumental moments. Now, for the first time, the Washington Capitals’10 Greatest Games are available in this 10-disc collector’s edition box set for passionate hockey fans.

NFL Greatest Games Cleveland Browns $12.29 Rated: NRSynopsis: The complete Network Broadcasts of three historic games in Browns history: 10/19/80 Browns 26, Packers 21 (Dave Logan Game) 9/10/89 Browns 51, Steelers 0 (Opening Day Rout) 12/29/02 Browns 24, Falcons 16 (Browns clinch playoff berth) The ?Dave Logan? game epitomizes the ?Cardiac Kids? era in Cleveland it was a nail-biting, last-second comeback that resulted in a Browns victory. The opening day victory against the Steelers is sweet for many Browns fans because of their ingrained hatred of the Steelers. The 2002 game against the Falcons propelled the Browns into the 2002 playoffs. William s Greens run put the game away much to the delight of the Browns faithful.

The 15 Greatest Board Games in the World (Spiral) $33.89 The world`s best board games, spruced up for the 21st century. The 15 Greatest Board Games in the World features a varied selection of games to play on 15 different game boards, along with crystal-clear directions for play. The games themselves range from the familiar (Checkers) to the exotic (Tigers & Goats, the national game of Nepal) and from the modern (the award-winning Corsaro) to the ancient (the 4,500-year-old Royal Game of UR). Each has been extensively play-tested by kids and Klutzniks alike; it was tough, but someone had to do.Comes With: 44 colored plastic playing pieces, 36 specialized tokens, 12 geometric playing pieces, 2 dice• Create wonderful things • Be good • Have fun

NFL: Greatest Games Series: Dallas Cowboys 10 Greatest Games $50 For the first time- the original network broadcast of ten classic Dallas Cowboys games are available to own in this thrilling 10-DVD set. Relive the excitement of these unforgettable moments in Cowboys history: * Super Bowl VI – Cowboys vs. Dolphins – 1/16/72 * The Hail Mary Game – Cowboys vs. Vikings – 12/28/75 * Super Bowl XII – Cowboys vs. Broncos – 1/15/78 * The Atlanta Comeback – Cowboys vs. Falcons – 1/4/81 * 1992 NFC Championship Game – Cowboys vs. 49ers – 1/17/93 * Super Bowl XXVII – Cowboys vs. Bills – 1/31/93 * 1993 NFC Championship Game – Cowboys vs. 49ERS – 1/23/94 * Super Bowl XXVIII – Cowboys vs. Bills – 1/30/94 * 1995 NFC Championship Game – Cowboys vs. PACKERS – 1/14/96 * Super Bowl XXX – Cowboys vs. Steelers – 1/28/96 From Landry and Staubach to the Doomsday Defense to the dynasty of the nineties these broadcasts are an essential piece of Dallas Cowboys history – now available to own on DVD.

NHL New York Islanders 10 Greatest Games $49.99 They are among the greatest dynasties in hockey history. Between 1980 and 1983- the New York Islanders won four consecutive championships- a feat that has not been repeated since. With a history reaching back only 35 years- the Islanders have built a rich tradition of winning that few franchises in any sport have enjoyed. During this time- the Islanders set hockey records that may never be broken- established the strongest of bonds with the local fan base and played in some of the most memorable games of all time. For the first time- the greatest of these Islander clashes will be compiled in a single DVD box set- available in 2009. Only the best of the very best Islander games will be included in this must-have collection for hockey fans.

Greatest Games: Sunderland by Mason, Rob [Hardcover] $24.66 For fans to relive or find out about the greatest games ever played by Sunderland FC Ian Porterfield, Gary Rowell, Marco Gabbiadini, Raich Carter, Charlie Hurley, Nick Sharkey, Vic Halom, Bobby Gurneyeach one is a hero in red and white, but can even the truest fans match each player with a special game? The Team of All The Talents, the near double winners, the giants of the 30s, the Bank of England team, Stokoes Stars, and the team that cheered up Peter Reid are all here, recorded by Sunderland AFCs club historian who has been watching the Lads since 1967. Author: Mason, Rob Series Title: Greatest Games Binding Type: Hardcover Number of Pages: 224 Publication Date: 2011/07/01 Language: English Dimensions: 9.20 x 6.40 x 0.90 inches

NFL Greatest Games Series: Green Bay Packers $49.06 On the evening of August 11th a group of young athletes called together by Curly Lambeau and George Calhoun gathered in the dingy editorial room of the old Green Bay PressGazette building and organized a football team. Of course they didn t know it at the time but that was the beginning of the incredible saga of the Green Bay Packers. Warner Home Video and NFL Films present the Green Bay Packers Greatest Games as voted on by vans. Games include Vince Lombardi s final as head coach Brett Favre s incredible performance just days following the death of his father and the highest scoring game in Monday Night Football history.

NFL GREATEST GAMES SERIES: DENVER BRONCOS $31.25 The Denver Broncos are among eight teams in the startup American Football League playing in the Leagues Western Division. Warner Home Video and NFL Films are proud to present the three greatest games in Denver Broncos history. Relive these great games in their entirety including their defeat of the archrival Oakland Raiders to clinch their first trip to the Super Bowl. Marvel as John Elway and Terrell Davis sparked the team s first world championship as Denver topped the Green Bay Packers. Finally watch as John Elway retired on a victorious note with a win over the Atlanta Falcons in Super Bowl 33.

OKLAHOMA SOONERS GREATEST GAMES COLLE (DVD) [5 DISCS] $32.23 This fivedisc collection features five of the greatest games in the Sooners dominant history, including games from championship series with Texas and Nebraska. Genre: FOOTBALL Rating: NR Release Date: 28OCT2008

NFL Minnesota Vikings 5 Greatest Games DVD $39.99 NFL Minnesota Vikings 5 Greatest Games DVD Now for the first time you can own the original network broadcast of classic Vikings games on DVD. Re-live the greatness of the Vikings� 1998 season as you�ll see Randall Cunningham throw for three touchdowns in a spectacular stomping of the Arizona Cardinals. You�ll feel the thunderous ovation in the Metrodome as Adrian Peterson sets an NFL single-game rushing record. You�ll cross your fingers as the Vikings kick their way into the 2008 postseason with a last second 50-yard field goal against the defending champion New York Giants. Remember these moments forever with the Minnesota Vikings Greatest Games five-disc DVD set. These classic Minnesota Vikings triumphs are a must-own for twin city football fans. Disc 1: Vikings vs. 49ers � January 9 1988; Disc 2: Vikings vs. Cardinals � January 1 1999; Disc 3: Vikings vs. Cowboys � January 9 2000; Disc 4: Vikings vs. Chargers � November 4 2007; Disc 5: Vikings vs. Giants � December 28 2008

Greatest Games of Kansas Basketball DVD $29.99 One of college basketball's most storied programs, perhaps no school in the world has as many ties to the foundation and history of the sport as the University of Kansas. Currently the third winningest program in college basketball history, the Jayhawks have won three NCAA tournament championships, a record eight conference titles and six conference tournament titles. DISC 1 12.19.87 / Reynolds Coliseum / Kansas 74 - North Carolina State 67 Danny Manning scores 32 points to help Kansas rally from a nine-point, second-half deficit. Vinny Del Negro leads the North Carolina State Wolfpack with 15 points. 2.18.88 / Ahearn Field House / Kansas 64 - Kansas State 63 Danny Manning leads the Jayhawks with 18 points, but it's Kevin Pritchard�s three-point basket with 25 seconds to play that gives Kansas a 64-61 lead. Kansas State� Mitch Richmond�s layup with 13 seconds left brings the Wildcats within one point. Kansas State has a final chance after Kansas� Keith Harris misses the first shot of a one-and-one, but the Jahyawks� Jeff Gueldner steals Charles Bledsoe�s long in-bounds pass, ending the Wildcats� hopes. DISC 2 1.1.05 / Allen Fieldhouse / Kansas 70 - Georgia Tech 68 (OT) One of the best games of the season, the Jayhawks rally from 16 down to beat Georgia Tech in overtime. 3.12.06 / American Airlines Center / #18 Kansas 80 - #8 Texas 68 Both Mario Chalmers & Brandon Rush break the Big 12 Championship record for 3-point field goals in a Big 12 Final. Kansas wins its sixth Big 12 Championship. DISC 3 11.25.06 / Orleans Arena / #12 Kansas 82 - #1 Florida 80 Kansas takes on the defending champions at the 2007 Las Vegas Invitational and earn their first victory against a #1 ranked opponent in 13 years. 3.11.07 / Ford Center / #2 Kansas 88 - #14 Texas 84 / 2007 Big 12 Championship Game Down 32-10 in the first half, the game goes into overtime on Mario Chalmers' last-second shot. Kansas overcomes Texas star Kevin Durant's 37 points to win back-to-back Big 12 Championships. BONUS Interviews with Bill Self, Larry Brown and the 1988 Kansas Jayhawks on the court after winning the school's second men's basketball championship.

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NFL Greatest Games Series: Cleveland Browns $40 The Dave Logan game epitomizes the Cardiac Kids era in Cleveland – it was a nail-biting- last second comeback that resulted in a Browns victory. Their opening day victory against the Steelers is sweet for many Browns fans because of their ingrained hatred of the Steelers. The 2002 game against the Falcons propelled the Browns into the 2002 playoffs. William Green’s run put the game away- much to the delight of the Browns faithful. Now Brown Backers everywhere can enjoy for the first time ever DVDs that will relive three of the greatest games in Browns history.

NFL The Greatest $4.07 Rated: NASynopsis: In THE GREATEST, NFL Films brilliantly captures a century of Pro Football immorality into a single volume. From football's pioneers to its future Hall of Famers, this historical DVD recounts the games, the plays and stories of the NFL'S greatest legends. THE GREATEST takes you inside the skill and passion that separate the ordinary from the truly exceptional.

Super League - The Greatest Games (DVD) $13.43 Features ten classic encounters from the Rugby Super League, one of the world's most intense and physically demanding competitions. Running Time: 120 min

NFL: Greatest Games - Philadelphia Eagles 1980 NFC Championship Game - $12.99 NFL: Greatest Games - Philadelphia Eagles 1980 NFC Championship Game captures in full the contest played between the Eagles and The Dallas Cowboys, the winner of which would advance to that year's Super Bowl. ~ Perry Seibert, Rovi

Minnesota Vikings 5 Greatest Games DVD $39.99 Now for the first time you can own the original network broadcast of classic Vikings games on DVD. Re-live the greatness of the Vikings� 1998 season as you�ll see Randall Cunningham throw for three touchdowns in a spectacular stomping of the Arizona Cardinals. You�ll feel the thunderous ovation in the Metrodome as Adrian Peterson sets an NFL single-game rushing record. You�ll cross your fingers as the Vikings kick their way into the 2008 postseason with a last second, 50-yard field goal against the defending champion New York Giants. Remember these moments forever with the Minnesota Vikings Greatest Games five-disc DVD set. These classic Minnesota Vikings triumphs are a must-own for twin city football fans. Disc 1: Vikings vs. 49ers � January 9, 1988 Disc 2: Vikings vs. Cardinals � January 1, 1999 Disc 3: Vikings vs. Cowboys � January 9, 2000 Disc 4: Vikings vs. Chargers � November 4, 2007 Disc 5: Vikings vs. Giants � December 28, 2008

Oklahoma Sooner Greatest Games Collector's Edition DVD $29.99 Oklahoma Sooner Greatest Games Collector's Edition DVD Colored in crimson and cream the University of Oklahoma Sooners have worn the uniforms of champions. From its start in 1895 Sooners football has rolled from the plains to the mountains and coast to coast to establish Oklahoma as the preeminent powerhouse. Three different legendary coaches guided the Sooners to national titles and the University amassed more than 40 conference championships over 20 Bowl games victories and fielded some of the most high-scoring teams in history. This one-of-a-kind collection of complete game broadcasts honors Oklahoma football from a magical unforgettable era under the leadership of Coach Barry Switzer and provides countless remarkable moments as they unfolded through the years. Revel in the Sooners players who took to heart their charge to "Play Like a Champion Today" and bring glory to Norman one championship at a time. FIVE COMPLETE CLASSIC SOONERS VICTORIES: DISC 1: 1976 Orange Bowl vs. Michigan (W 14-06); DISC 2: 1986 Orange Bowl vs. Penn State (W 25-10); DISC 3: 1987 Orange Bowl vs. Arkansas (W 42-08); DISC 4: 1987 Red River Rivalry vs. Texas (W 25-10); DISC 5: 1987 "Game of the Century II" vs Nebraska (W 17-07)

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NFL Greatest Games Philadelphia Eagles $8.74 Rated: NRSynopsis: The 1980 NFC Championship Game was the shining moment of the Dick Vermeil era in Philadelphia. The game, played at the Vet against the hated Cowboys propelled the Eagles into Super Bowl XV. Played on January 11, 1981 , a team that featured Ron Jaworski as QB and Vince Papale on Special Teams. Nostalgia plus action plus Eagles glory, as they took down their rivals, the Dallas Cowboys.

MLB Baseball's Greatest Games Set $58.48 Rated: NASynopsis: Includes:1960 World Series Game 71975 World Series Game 61979 Wrigley Field Slugfest1985 NLCS Game 51986 World Series Game 61991 World Series Game 71992 NLCS Game 71993 World Series Game 62003 ALCS Game 72004 ALCS Game 4

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The Mammoth Book of the World`s Greatest Chess Games (Paperback) $28.28 Over 120 of the greatest chess games of all time, selected, analyzed, re-evaluated, and explained by a team of experts and illustrated with over 1,000 diagrams. Study the games to learn: how to attack; defense and counterattack; psychological warfare; how great players think; and much more.

Pittsburgh Penguins Greatest Games Vol. 2 DVD $39.99 Pittsburgh Penguins Greatest Games Vol. 2 is bursting with so many unforgettable moments that we had to include a bonus 6th disc! Cut from the original broadcasts, this collection is packed with hockey tradition and loaded with legends of the past and stars in the making. Hit the ice with Mario Lemieux, Ron Francis, Sidney Crosby, Evgeni Malkin, and Marc-Andre Fleury as the Penguins topple arch rivals, build monumental comebacks, and lift the franchise�s third Stanley Cup. Where were you when Sid turned the final page on the inaugural Winter Classic�s storybook end, when Mario beat Belfour in the waning moments at the Igloo, and when Max Talbot stunned the fans in Detroit and hushed the crowd in Philadelphia? Re-live these timeless moments and many more with Pittsburgh Penguins Greatest Games Vol. 2. Disc 1: May 11, 1991 � Bruins @ Penguins (Pens clinch first trip to Final after a Game 6 win in Boston) Disc 2: May 26, 1992 � Blackhawks @ Penguins (SCF Game 1 � Pens comeback and win on goals by Jagr and Lemieux) Disc 3: January 1, 2008 � Penguins @ Sabres (First winter classic � Crosby wins it in Shootout) Disc 4: April 25, 2009 � Penguins @ Flyers (Pens mount comeback and eliminate the Flyers) Disc 5: June 12, 2009 � Penguins @Red Wings (Pittsburgh clinches 3rd cup) Bonus Game: April 8, 2010 � Islanders @ Penguins (Final Regular Season game at Mellon Arena) Run Time � Approx. 500 Minutes � 5 Discs

Philadelphia Eagles 10 Greatest Games DVD $49.99 On November 19, 1978, Herman Edwards returned a fumble 26 yards for an unforgettable touchdown � a play commonly known as "The Miracle at the Meadowlands." Twenty-six years later, a victorious 4th and 26 play sent the Eagles to their third consecutive NFC Championship Game. Now the original network broadcast of these games, and many other Eagles classics, are available for the first time on DVD. This thrilling 10-DVD set includes such games as "The Body Bag Game" in 1990, Terrell Owens� infamous return to Philadelphia in 2006, and the Eagles� run to Super Bowl XXXIX in the 2004 NFC Championship Game. Experience again these unforgettable moments in Eagles history with this special 10-game DVD set of the Philadelphia Eagles' Greatest Games! Disc 1: Eagles vs. Giants � November 19, 1978 Disc 2: Eagles vs. Cowboys � January 11, 1981 Disc 3: Eagles vs. Redskins � September 17, 1989 Disc 4: Eagles vs. Redskins � November 12, 1990 Disc 5: Eagles vs. Lions � December 30, 1995 Disc 6: Eagles vs. Steelers � November 12, 2000 Disc 7: Eagles vs. Packers � January 11, 2004 Disc 8: Eagles vs. Cowboys � December 28, 2008 Disc 9: Eagles vs. Falcons � January 23, 2005 Disc 10: Eagles vs. Cowboys � October 8, 2006

Nebraska Cornhuskers Greatest Games Collector's Edition DVD $29.99 Nebraska Cornhuskers Greatest Games Collector's Edition DVD This one-of-a-kind collection of complete game broadcasts honors the University of Nebraska�s national championship teams. From the first of coach Bob Devaney�s back-to-back titles to the thrice turned trick of coach Tom Osborne�s squads this anthology is rich in history swells with Cornhusker lore and provides countless remarkable moments in their original broadcast form. Tap into the overflowing passion for Nebraska football with this handsome and collectible DVD set. Five Complete Classic Cornhuskers Victories: DISC 1: 1971 Orange Bowl vs. Louisiana State (W 17-12); DISC 2: 1982 Regular Season vs. Oklahoma (W 28-24); DISC 3: 1995 Orange Bowl vs. Miami (Florida) (W 24-17); DISC 4: 1996 Fiesta Bowl vs. Florida (W 24-17); DISC 5: 1998 Orange Bowl vs. Tennessee (W 42-17). � 2008 features the return of Tom Osborne to Nebraska and his newly selected Head Coach. � Full games in their original authentic form. � Includes dozens of All-American football players who have secured a special place in the hearts of Cornhusker Nation � Features the extraordinarily popular Tom Osborne�head coach in four games an assistant coach in one elected to the U.S. House of Representatives (2001-06) and named Nebraska�s Athletic Director in 2007.

New York Giants 10 Greatest Games DVD $49.99 Relive iconic performances in New York Giants history with a 10-DVD set of the original network broadcasts. Witness Lawrence Taylor�s reign of terror as the �Big Blue Wrecking Crew� dominates the 49ers and Redskins, allowing the Giants to outscore their opponents 66-3 on their way to a Super Bowl XXI victory. Experience the joy of the 1990 season as Jeff Hostetler leads the Giants to a 31-3 victory over the Bears, and on to San Francisco where the defending champion 49ers are dethroned in the Giants� march to Super Bowl XXV. Watch Eli Manning�s greatest comeback against the Eagles, and the Giants stunning performance in Super Bowl XLII! View the games in their original broadcast format to experience again the events just the way you remember them. With these classic New York Giants games on a 10-disc set, you�ll have instant access to all of these amazing moments in Giants history. Disc 1: Giants vs. 49ers � 1/4/1987 Disc 2: Giants vs. Redskins � 1/11/1987 Disc 3: Giants vs. Broncos � 1/25/1987 Disc 4: Giants vs. Bears � 1/13/1991 Disc 5: Giants vs. 49ers � 1/20/1991 Disc 6: Giants vs. Bills � 1/27/1991 Disc 7: Giants vs. Eagles � 1/7/2001 Disc 8: Giants vs. Vikings � 1/14/2000 Disc 9: Giants vs. Eagles � 9/17/2006 Disc 10: Giants vs. Patriots � 1/27/2008

Calgary Flames 10 Greatest Playoff Games DVD $49.99 The Calgary Flames have played in over 200 Stanley Cup Playoff games in their history, a legacy that includes one championship and countless memories. From the earliest days when they settled in Alberta, led by legends like Kent Nilsson, Lanny McDonald and Joey Mullen, the Flames have experienced many magical moments. From rugged installments of the Battle of Alberta against rival Edmonton, to sudden-death heroics and stirring comebacks, the Flames have captured the imagination and emotion of an entire city. From Joe Nieuwendyk to Gary Roberts, and on to Jarome Iginla and Dion Phaneuf, a long line of hockey heroes have called Calgary home. Now, for the first time, the Calgary Flames� 10 Greatest Playoff Games are available in a single box set, a must-have for any hockey fan. Disc 1: Calgary Flames vs. Philadelphia Flyers � 4/26/1981 Disc 2: Calgary Flames vs. Edmonton Oilers � 4/30/1986 Disc 3: Calgary Flames vs. St Louis Blues � 5/14/1986 Disc 4: Calgary Flames vs. Vancouver Canucks � 4/15/1989 Disc 5: Calgary Flames vs. Montreal Canadiens � 5/5/1989 Disc 6: Calgary Flames vs. Edmonton Oilers � 4/14/1991 Disc 7: Calgary Flames vs. Vancouver Canucks � 4/19/2004 Disc 8: Calgary Flames vs. vs. Detroit Red Wings � 5/3/2004 Disc 9: Calgary Flames vs. Tampa Bay Lightning � 6/3/2004 Disc 10: Calgary Flames vs. San Jose Sharks � 4/13/2008

Learn from Bobby Fischer`s Greatest Games (Paperback) $23.98 The first book about the great AMerican chess champion Bobby Fischer written for the average player-90% of the chess playing audience- Schiller focuses on the lessons players can learn from his games. Packed with diagrams and easy-to-understand pointers showing what fischer was thinking and how players can apply these concepts and strategies to their own games, this great learning tools borrows from the wisdom and beauty of Fischer`s greatest games and passes it on to new generations.

NHL: Pittsburgh Penguins Greatest Games, Vol. 2 - $34.99 This release contains six original television broadcasts of hockey matches featuring the Pittsburgh Penguins. Among the games presented are a 1991 playoff win against the Bruins, the inaugural NHL Winter Classic against the Sabres, and their Stanley Cup clinching triumph over the Detroit Red Wings in 2009. ~ Perry Seibert, Rovi

NFL Greatest Games Series: Bills vs. Oilers $20 The comeback: And there it was; the Houston Oilers led the Buffalo Bills 35 to 3 with 13:15 to go in the third quarter in the 1992 AFC Divisional Playoffs. The Oilers were flawless- the Bills moribund. 35 to 5. Game over. Done. Or so everyone thought. It was the single greatest comeback in NFL History- perhaps the greatest game ever played. And now- for the first time- the original network broadcast is yours. Watch for yourself as Warren Moon executed the run and shoot offense to perfection in the first half- only to have everything unravel in the second. Witness the heroics of backup quarterback Frank Reich who led the Bills back- bit by bit- to the game’s thrilling conclusion. Available for the first time on DVD- this original broadcast captures the excitement of Ralph Wilson Stadium coming to an unforgettable frenzy amidst an incredible second half of football that would forever symbolize the identities of both proud franchises.

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